Ever since I have gotten pregnant I have learned about this new thing call “Belly Etiquette”. Who would have thought that a pregnant belly would draw such attention that etiquette would be necessary? But it certainly does.
Now, I have been lucky enough to be surrounded by many people who have already learned some belly etiquette. Women who have had children, are typically aware of the need to use caution when approaching the belly subject. Women who have been pregnant within the last 5 or so years seem to posses the greatest sense of necessity to be kind to pregnant women and their bellies. I particularly enjoy the comments I get from women who have given birth within the last year. My friend Joanna, who gave birth to her son Benjamin just nine or so months ago displayed very good belly etiquette upon seeing me for the first time in several weeks. She didn’t gasp, or drop her jaw. She simply laughed, commented on how cute she thought my belly was and asked if she could touch it. This is a sign of a well-trained belly expert.
So, I have decided to give some instruction to all who read about exactly what, and what is not, appropriate to say to pregnant women about their bellies. Who knows, maybe this will save me (and other pregnant women alike) from a few awkward moments as my belly gets larger.
It is never good etiquette to:
Make beeping noises as the pregnant woman backs up.
Tape a sign on her back that says “wide load” and watch as people snicker.
To ask “What have you been eating?” and watch as the woman recalls the ice cream sundae she had the night before.
To use the “F” word (and I don’t mean the cuss word, I mean the word with three letters that has an “a” in the middle and ends in “t”) when describing any part of the pregnant body.
To use adjectives like, large, enormous, gigantic, huge, or very big. Big, is ok. Pregnant women are sensitive, but not out of touch with reality.
And of course it is never good etiquette to refer to the pregnant woman as looking like any animal, particularly those of a larger breed. Steer (pun intended) clear of comparing her to a cow, moose, elephant, hippo, or any other large mammal.
Now, for those of you who are thinking, “What in the world will I say to the next pregnant woman I see, as Mari Jo has enlightened me to a whole new world of belly etiquette,” have no fear, as I have provided you with a few choice phrases that always go over well with pregnant women.
It is always good belly etiquette to:
Refer to the belly as cute or simply give it a nice rub (at least I like that!)
Tell the pregnant woman that she looks good for how far along she is (just make sure you are aware of how far along she is before saying that).
Ignore the belly, and comment on her nice shirt.
Compliment her on her skin, hair, nails, etc.
Tell her she is glowing.
These are all appropriate ways to handle the ever sensitive belly subject. I am confident that all of you are now very well educated on belly etiquette and therefore I have no problem posting my latest belly photo for all to see. I am confident that all of you will use this lesson in etiquette to impress all of your pregnant friends and family.
Here I am at 15 weeks
22 weeks, finally showing
23 weeks showing a bit more…
And Finally….
25 weeks, looking pregnant for sure!
Really, I have enjoyed sharing my few encounters with people who posses little, or no belly etiquette with some of my friends who are pregnant, or new mommies. It always makes for a good laugh!